This rural paradise comes with a 30'x40' shop garage that's so roomy, you'll finally have space for that hobby you've been telling yourself you'll start ''when you have more space.'' Woodworking? Sure! Restoring vintage motorcycles? Absolutely! Creating life-size wax replicas of celebrities out of recycled candles? Hey, we don't judge - that's the beauty of country living - no one judges you!
''But what about internet?'' you ask, clutching your smartphone with white knuckles. Fear not, digital nomad! This property comes with FIBER WIFI. That's right - you can post your ''living the simple life'' photos at speeds that would make your city friends green with envy.
The views from this property extend for miles - miles that don't include billboards, traffic jams, or that one guy who always seems to be yelling at pigeons. Instead, you'll enjoy rolling hills, open skies, and the occasional visit from local wildlife who, unlike your current neighbors, will politely leave when asked.
Just a couple of miles from the main highway, you're close enough to civilization for convenience.