Welcome to the architectural unicorn you didn't know you needed! Let's start with the lower level, aka the grounded, practical level. Down here you'll find: A large living room perfect for awkward family photos and even more awkward family reunions, a modern galley-style kitchen so sleek Gordon Ramsay might weep (in a good way!), a dining room ready for candlelit dinners—or just judgmental takeout containers, a laundry area that gets things done, and a powder room for your guests. There's also the 4th bedroom that's ideal for guests, teens, or that home office you pretend to use. Step out back onto the deck and enjoy sunbathing, an above-ground pool, and a storage shed to keep your pool accessories in during the off-season. Step back inside the home and ascend the short-but-meaningful staircase to the upper level, where sweet dreams take shape. Upstairs features: A primary bedroom big enough for a king-sized bed and a sitting area, a walk-in closet that was once a guest bedroom, and an en suite bathroom with a rainforest-style shower, because you deserve to shower like a tropical bird. There are two additional bedrooms upstairs, perfect for kiddos, crafts, or collecting throw pillows you don't actually use, another full bath (because sharing is overrated), and a walk-in storage closet. All this, wrapped in a layout that says "I'm different, and that's a flex!" If you're ready to embrace a home with personality, presence, and just enough oddity to make your dinner parties more interesting, this is your quirky happily-ever-after home!