Welcome to the cabin that doesn't need your DIY Pinterest board—it is the board. Thoughtfully designed, fully furnished, and dangerously close to making you cancel your return to city life. Sharp black metal exterior, like if James Bond went off-grid. Step inside and it's all warm wood, sultry lighting, and style choices that scream, 'I own at least one leather journal and I use it.' This isn't some hollow Airbnb clone with a folding chair and a dream. This baby's got a velvet lounge, handcrafted bookshelves, gold flatware, spa-worthy shower, and a telescope to remind you that yes, the universe is big—and your current living situation is sad. Open-concept living room with a designer fireplace and record-worthy acoustics? Check. Custom light fixtures you'll try to name your first child after? Yep. King-size bed that could host a nap so good it makes up for your twenties? Done. And the best part? Everything you see is included. That's right. Chairs, art, games, telescope, vibes—all of it. You're not just buying a cabin. You're buying the personality your online dating profile wishes you had. So stop scrolling, start packing, and prepare to live like the main character in a really expensive indie film.