Forget everything you know about high-maintenance relationships because I am the most dependable partner you will ever find in Washington County. I have been meticulously over-engineered by my current family to handle just about anything the world throws my way, from scorching summers to the kind of 'what if' scenarios that keep people up at night. While other houses are out there worrying about the grid, I am standing tall on twenty acres off Exit 42 in the 'new' New Harmony, grinning with my extensive solar infrastructure and ten-thousand-gallon freshwater tank. I am the ultimate quadruple threat: safe, secure, secluded, and self-sustaining, in my opinion of course. My owners have poured their hearts, souls, and a healthy amount of sweat into my pastures, creating a producing orchard and private ponds that make me feel like a lush oasis hidden against the backdrop of Kolob's red rock cliffs. They have loved me well, adding personal touches to my ten bedrooms and ensuring my indoor pool is always ready for a midnight dip, but they have decided it is time for a new protagonist to take over the story. They are even offering a price reduction to help you pack your bags faster, though I like to think of it as a 'congratulations on your new life' discount. Whether you want to host an army of relatives in my five bathrooms or just hide away from the world and pretend you are the ruler of your own private kingdom, I have the sports court, the firepit, and 20 water shares to make it happen. I am not just a ranch in New Harmony; I am a rare, rugged, and slightly over-prepared sanctuary looking for someone who wants to live off the land without actually giving up the luxury of a master suite. My current family is ready for their next adventure, and they have left me in tip-top shape so you can start yours the moment you turn the key. You may want to change my colors or do some minor nips and tucks here or there, but I'll leave that up to your preference.