Hello there, future owner! I’m a stylish and witty 2-bedroom, 3-bath condominium, and I’m here to tell you why we’re meant to be. First off, I recently treated myself to a nice haircut (a new roof, just 2–3 years ago), and I’ve been feeling sharp ever since. My bottom? Never had an accident—always kept dry—and I’m proud to say I’m fully grown (yes, my basement is finished!) with a walkout for those times you just need a breath of fresh air. On my main level, I’m rocking full hardwood floors that shine like they know they’re good looking. My living room has a bay window that loves to soak in natural light, while my dining room and kitchen—with its breakfast bar—are perfect for everything from coffee chats to midnight snacks. Step outside to my private deck, and you’ll be greeted with a calming view of nature. If you’ve had one too many on said deck, don’t worry—a half bath with hardwood flooring is conveniently close by. Head upstairs and you’ll find my Primary Bedroom, spacious enough to host your King-sized bed with room to spare. The Primary bath comes with a walk-in shower and waterproof vinyl plank flooring—because, let’s be real, nobody wants a soggy floor. You’ll also find an additional full bath and a comfy second bedroom for guests, hobbies, or whatever your heart desires. So, what do you say? Am I your type—stylish, low-maintenance, and just a little cheeky?