You want a normal house? Not a magazine cover, not a Pinterest board fever dream, but an actual, honest, normal house? 9 Hillcrest Rd is about as “normal” as a house can get. It’s a house that knows its job—keeping you dry, keeping your stuff off the floor, and giving you a place to eat takeout in peace. It’s not modern. It’s not trendy. But you know what it is? Functional. On the first floor: A big kitchen that was updated when flip phones were cool (and still does its job just fine), a separate dining room so you can pretend you host fancy dinners, a living room for watching the office for the 90th time (or maybe Friends, I won’t judge), a bonus room for whatever happens in bonus rooms, and a bedroom with dual closets—because one just isn’t enough (I’ve seen your amazon history, you have a problem). Upstairs? Two more bedrooms and another three-quarter bath (because I know you can’t share). Outside, you get a nice level lot (a whole 0.46 acres of it), a shed for storing things you’ll definitely organize someday, and a fenced side yard that’s perfect for your dog—or for forgetting to mow. This house isn’t going to show up on any ‘Most Pinterest-Worthy Homes’ list, but it’s exactly what you need. It’s reliable, comfortable, and simple. It’s like that one friend who’s always there for you. And sometimes, that’s all you need. Delayed showings: Showings begin 4/5