This place is cleaner than grandma's plastic covered couch! On the main level you have 2 large bedrooms that are PERFECT for sleeping in and 2 bathrooms that are PERFECT for relieving and cleaning yourself in. (I dunno how else to better explain what a bathroom is good for here sorry). Anyway, make your way on down to the finished lower level where you'll find....A BAR! You can sit at this thing and watch whatever you want on tv (I like Titanic and any movie with Wilford Brimley) or just stare at the wall in utter silence and be happy you're in YOUR own basement sitting at YOUR own bar. Take a hike on upstairs, through the big ole great room full of Natural Light, and right out onto the back patio next. This patio can fit at least 7 bbq pits, 2 coolers, 1 radio, and at least 20 of your closest free loading pals. Also has a fence so tall even Wilson from Home Improvement couldn't look over it. Schedule your private showing today and be moved in just in time for backyard patio season!