So, you told your realtor you wanted everything: 3 bedrooms, 2 full above-grade bathrooms, a flex room (because “office/gym/yoga studio/spare room” is too many syllables), an updated kitchen with all the appliances, a breakfast room for sipping coffee and judging the neighbors (lol), a proper living room and dining room, copper plumbing...on an acre, but not in the middle of nowhere…oh, and let’s throw in a 3-car garage with a walk-up loft. All for under $150,000 and move-in ready, naturally. So, your realtor smiled like you’d just asked for a house on Mars with a pet unicorn. “Sure,” they say, “We’ll keep an eye out.” (Translation: LOL, good luck with that.) Well... guess what? The unicorn called - It’s parked in the driveway. This place has it all and then some: newer windows and roof, fancy water filtration system, smooth driveway, chicken coop out back - eggs for days. Shed for hiding from responsibilities, adorably landscaped with real curb appeal. Great lawn, no HOA nonsense. Country feel without needing a tractor! Close to everything: schools, freeway, restaurants... civilization, basically. And yes, it’s FHA-friendly. You’ll just have to tackle any FHA stuff that pops up, but with a house like this, what’s a little exterior garage paint? The keys are waiting. Bring your bags. Bring your chickens. Bring your dreams. Your rainbow unicorn just became your next address!