BREAKING: Papal Real Estate Alert in Roscoe Village! This is not a drill. A 3-BEDROOM DUPLEX CONDO has descended from the heavens... and it's FOR SALE. Rumor has it the New Pope (yes, that one) is from here, and honestly, once you see this place, you'll understand why he chose such a holy neighborhood to launch his rise to power. Coincidence? Or was this condo divinely pre-ordained? You decide. Walk in like royalty (or minor divinity) to exposed red brick walls that scream, "I read The New Yorker and own artisanal olive oil." Bask in 10-foot ceilings and natural sunlight so glorious, your houseplants might spontaneously start singing hymns. The open concept layout flows smoother than communion wine, with hardwood floors, cherrywood 42" cabinets, granite counters, and stainless steel appliances that may or may not be endorsed by Gordon Ramsay and the Archangel Gabriel. Need more? OF COURSE YOU DO. Downstairs you'll find a spacious family room for Netflix binges, chess tournaments, or hosting underground Vatican council meetings. Two more bedrooms, including a master that comfortably fits a KING-SIZED BED-or a moderately sized royal court. Ensuite bathroom with limestone floors and a tub so luxurious it's basically a baptismal spa. Oh, and there's a rear deck for grilling and contemplating the meaning of life (or just grilling). Stroll to Starbucks, cafes, groceries, the Brown Line, and whatever mystical portal the Damen bus truly is. All this located in the sacred grounds of the BELL School District, where future geniuses are forged. This isn't just a condo. It's a calling. Don't let another mortal claim this miracle. Schedule a showing now - before the Pope comes back to reclaim it.
