Tired of the Public Boat Ramp Circus? *** Are you tired of sitting in line for an hour waiting to launch or load your boat? Tired of the folks who decide the middle of the ramp is the perfect place to organize coolers, untangle fishing rods, or learn how to back a trailer for the very first time? Maybe it's time to stop fighting the crowd... and give your boat a place to call home and "hang" around. ?? Boat Ramp Therapy Starts Here... If you've ever sat at the public boat ramp thinking... "Come on, buddy... it's a boat, not a NASA launch." ...this property might just lower your blood pressure. No more waiting behind someone who forgot the drain plug. No more watching somebody block both lanes while they rearrange coolers, bait, life jackets, and enough snacks to survive a zombie apocalypse. No more listening to the "helpful" spectators giving directions while everyone else waits. Instead... Your boat is sitting on your own powered boat lift, waiting patiently for you. Launch when you want. Come home when you want. No audience. No line. No drama. The fish and manatees already call this place home. The birds refuse to leave. Maybe it's your turn to find out why everyone loves this little piece of paradise. Come Live With the Fishes... and the Birds! ** If the fish choose to live here... and the birds never seem to leave... maybe they know something you don't. ** Welcome to your own slice of paradise on the beautiful Steinhatchee River! This riverfront lot comes with riparian rights, so your waterfront dreams can become reality. Already set up for fun, the property includes: * Boardwalk leading to a floating dock * Boat lift with power * 30-amp RV hookup by the road * City water * Storage shed * City sewer available at the road (just not connected yet) Spend your evenings relaxing on the dock watching mullet jump, manatees cruise by, herons hunt for dinner, and boats head toward the Gulf. On the Fourth of July, you'll have a front-row seat to the fireworks over the bridge—without fighting the crowds. Located on Riverside Drive in Steinhatchee's golf cart-friendly community, you're just: * 3 blocks from Sea Hag Marina * Walking distance to Vargo's Pizza * About 15 minutes by boat to the mouth of the river and the Gulf of America Whether you enjoy the RV lifestyle, just a weekend getaway, or the ultimate fishing retreat, this property checks every box and avoids that overly crowded boat ramp circus that everyone dreads.