Step through the front door and prepare to be transported to an era when hair was big, interest rates were double-digits, and "neutral" hadn't been invented yet. This isn't just a house; it’s a 2,800-square-foot time capsule so pristine you’ll swear you can hear the faint echoes of a Phil Collins synth solo. The "Vibe": It’s impeccably clean. We’re talking "Grandma-is-watching-you" clean. It has been loved with a level of intensity usually reserved for prize-winning poodles. The Walls & Floors: We’ve treated the place to a fresh coat of paint (inside and out) and plush new carpet. It’s the perfect, soft canvas for the original wallpaper accents that remain—because some patterns are just too iconic to die. The Culinary Command Center: The original cabinets are here in all their vintage glory. They’ve held more Tupperware than you’ve ever seen in your life and they aren't about to quit now. The "Stitch & Pitch" Room: There is a dedicated sewing room. Yes, a sewing room. If you don't plan on quilting your way through the winter, it makes a killer home office where you can take Zoom calls while surrounded by the ghosts of patterns past. The home does boast some modern comforts (Because we aren't savages). While the aesthetic says "Dynasty," the mechanicals say "2024." You’ve got a newer heater and AC system to keep you crisp, a 3-car garage for your DeLorean (or your SUV), and a location that’s practically a chip-shot away from the Los Coyotes Country Club. This home is located in a neighborhood so quiet you can hear your neighbors' property values appreciating. It’s a 4-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom masterpiece of nostalgia that offers the rare opportunity to live in a "New" old home. Bring your vision, your golf clubs, and maybe a rotary phone. It’s time to live the dream you had thirty-five years ago.