TRIGGER WARNING: This house may cause sudden urges to pack your belongings, buy a riding mower, and start saying, “We’ve got plenty of room, bring the camper.” Welcome to 1700 Valley View Drive in Mena: 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 1,763 sq. ft. of updated, single-level living, because stairs are just indoor mountains, and nobody has time for that foolishness. The kitchen features quartz countertops, custom soft-close cabinets, and stainless appliances. You can slam a cabinet during an argument, but it’ll calmly close itself like, “I’m not getting involved.” The roof (2025), HVAC, water heater, flooring, fixtures, and more were updated in 2022, so the expensive stuff has already had its midlife crisis. Outside, there’s a level corner lot, fenced backyard, patio, swing area, and extra parking for the boat, ATV, RV, or whatever you promised yourself would “basically pay for itself.” The two car garage will hold vehicles or 47 totes of mystery cords and holiday decorations. Come see it before someone else buys it and you’re left driving past whispering, “That should’ve been mine.”